Inspirational Kick-Ass Poems from Carole Bird
("Scrappy Doo")

"Tonight’s Game" - PLAYOFF SEMI-FINALS -
Saturday, April 28 @ 7:30 pm

This Morning When I Woke In The Grass
Thinking-Tonight’s Game-Semi Finals-Time To Kick Some Ass

Yes, Another Night At The Bar
Maybe At Tonight’s Game I’ll Be The Number One Star

I Started Playing This Game Seven Months Ago
I Learnt For Tonight’s Game We Only Have To Win By One Goal

Having Great Team Mates Like Davis, Davidson, And Belfry
They Won’t Let Tonight’s Game End In A Tie

Dump - Two On One - Going Down Low Or Forcing It In Deep
If I Hear These Phrases In Tonight’s Game I’ll Giggle Till I Weep

Things To Remember, No Penalties-Just Play The Puck
Otherwise At Tonight’s Game-Lindsay Will Throw Her Head Back And
Say, “What The Fuck!”

Tonight’s Game We Have Denny In Goal
Tonight’s Game I’ll See My Team Mates Play With Heart And Soul

For Tonight’s Game We Have To Be Tough Like Genghis Khan
So For Tonight’s Game I’ll Say It Again, “Let’s Get It On!”
 

"Tonight’s Game #2" - PLAYOFF FINALS
Sunday, April 29 @ 6:00 pm

As I Lay Here With Ice On My Knee
Thinking - Win Tonight’s Game – Yes - That Is The Key

Hockey - I’ll Play In Pain And Take Some Pills Till I Get High
Thank God After Tonight’s Game I’m Scheduled For An M.R.I.

When The Playoffs Start You Can’t Shave – So Says Barry
After We Win Tonight’s Game I Won’t Be So Hairy

I’m Always Goofing Around And Even Playing Dense
Thank God – In Tonight’s Game We Have Strong Offense And Defence

I Promised Myself I Won’t Drink For A Month After We Win Tonight’s Game
What Was I Thinking - Am – I – Fuck’n Insane

Tammy, Shannon, Lindsay, Karen, Michelle, Madelyn, Al, Kit, Lorrie, Kim, Patti Cheryl, Lee And
Denny – Yes - That’s The Whole Band
When I Fall In Tonight’s Game, Can One Of You Give Me A Hand

Oh - To Play Women’s Hockey At Burnaby Eight Rinks
You Can Bet At Tonight’s Game I’ll Give Plenty Of Winks

Yes – Soon I Hope To Be Playing Soccer
“Focus On Tonight’s Game”, Says Tammy Walker

Last Night I Was So Excited I Couldn’t Even Sleep
Thinking About Tonight’s Game And The Forward’s Going In Deep

If The Other Team Wants To Fight Just Skate Away And Shut Up
Cause Tonight’s Game Is Our Stanley Cup

For Extra Advice I Went To See My God Father – Lorenzo – The - Don
His Words For Tonight’s Game Were, “Let’s Get It On!”